Domjullian's Playlist 032: Radio Romance

Isa sa mga naging parte ng buhay kabataan ko. Eto lagi pinapakinggan ko:


1. pag nag aaral ako sa gabi. pantanggal stress para madaling maintindihan ang pinag aaralan at nirereview.
2. may overnight group study with classmates. pamparelax dahil sa never ending arguments.
3. emo mode. sumesenti pag gabi.
4. dahil di pa sikat noon ang wrock na naging favorite ko after mawala nyan.

Of Archbishop Cruz and jueteng

Not a fan of the man pero noong pinananood ko yung Che-che Lazaro Presents: Mga Anak ng Jueteng, I saw the point he was trying to make. I find him funny, in fact, I guess, he finds himself funny too, sometimes laughing at himself with what he's saying. But surely, he got his point across. For me. Honest and clever, this priest. 

Archbishop Cruz: According to Senator Pimentel (pertaining to Pampanga), that's the Vatican of jueteng and I agree, up to now. I think he had a prophetic vision. Lubao is the St. Peter's. (Laughs hard). Sorry ha.

Archbishop Cruz: Ako na ang  nagsabi, ako pa rin ang magpapatunay? E ikaw? Anong gagawin mo? Binubwenas ka. Ilang milyon ang intelligence fund mo? Nasa iyo ang PNP, nasa inyo ang NBI, nasa iyo yung whatever ek-ek. Ano ka? Umalis ka na lang dyan, palit tayo. Lahat ng tubero, barbero, sorbetero, lahat alam kilala kung sino ang jueteng lord sa lugar nila, pero sila hindi nila kilala.

Che-che Lazaro: Bakit sa palagay nyo po hindi masugpo ang jueteng?

Archbishop Cruz: Pera. Judas started it all, my dear

Che-che Lazaro: 30 pieces of silver.

Archbishop Cruz: Yes mam. Then killed himself. But these people, that's the last thing they will do. (burst into laughter).

Archbishop Cruz: And don't tell me jueteng does not kill.

Che-che Lazaro: It does?

Archbishop Cruz: It does. The moment, for example you did not make intrega, you're done. You are a collector?, you're gone. And the moment you violate the norm of territory, you're gone.

Archbishop Cruz: Just because you cannot stop it, you legalize it. What's next? You'll legalize drugs? You'll legalize prostitution? Just because you cannot leak it, you say it's according to the law. Oh c'mon, nakakahiya naman yon.

Let us not forget

“To sin is a human business, to justify sins is a devilish business.” - Leo Tolstoy

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Family Humor 008

Scene: sa isang toy store, tinawagan ni Rosaleee ang nanay niya using her mobile (take note, tinawagan, mayaman!, super lakas ng boses, dinig hanggang samen.

Rosaleee: Mama, meron na bang tau-tauhan na laruan si Francis (her nephew)? 

Paused for a while, listening to her mom.

Rosaleee: Tau-tauhan! Yung Daffy Duck, Donald Duck?! Ganun!

Cairo: Dad, tao ba si Daffy duck?

Domjullian: &5*)&%!# mo! Tau-tauhan daffy duck, donald duck? tao ba yon? ha? ha? ha?

Rosalee: Ano ba dapat? Sponge bob?

Sarap lang iwan.

Recipe: Brocolli and Bacon Soup

Ingredients:

Brocolli

Bacon

½ cup of cheddar cheese

2 cups of fresh milk

Parmesan Cheese (optional)

Butter

Salt

Pepper

Garlic

Onion

Cornstarch dissolved in cold water

Procedure:

1.      I-caramelize yung onion using the butter. Mahinang apoy lang para hindi masunog yung onion. Isunod na ilagay yung garlic.

2.    Ilagay yung bacon at igisa for 2 minutes.

3.    Ilagay ang milk, cheddar cheese at konting parmesan cheese.

4.    I-boil sa mahinang apoy. Pagkulo, ilagay ang broccoli at lutuin hanggang malambot.

5.     I-mash ang broccoli at timplahan gamit ang salt (kung di pa maalat) at pepper.

6.    Ilagay ang cornstarch para maging malapot at pakuluan for another 3 minutes.

7.     I-serve with sprinkled parmesan cheese and your favorite cracker or roll.


PS: Congrats Pacman!  There can be no arguing, you are the boxing king!  I will like you more if you will not run for higher position next year, really!

Recipe: Egg Noodles with Longganisa

Experiment ko lang ito pero masarap ang kinalabasan.

Ingredients:

Skinless Longganisa, cut into small pieces

Dry flat egg noodles about ½ cm width, cooked according to package direction

½ cup of oyster sauce

Fresh milk

Brocolli
Roasted peanuts

Garlic

Onion

Salt

Pepper

Water

Procedure:

1.      Pakuluan ang longganisa at hayaan na maluto sa sariling mantika.

2.    Pag luto na ang longganisa, igisa ang onion and garlic for 2 minutes.

3.    Lagyan ng ¼ cup to ½ cup of fresh milk. Depende sa gusto nyong dryness.

4.    Ilagay ang cooked egg noodles at timplahan gamit ang oyster sauce, salt and pepper.

5.     Hayaang mag evaporate yung liquid. Ilagay ang broccoli at roasted peanuts at i-stir fry for 3 minutes.

6.    I-serve ng mainit.