Joke Time

Para naman medyo gumaan ang paki ramdam natin...mabulunan sana mag comment ng corny...joke!

Prospective Employer to Applicant: ' So why did you leave your previous job?'

Applicant: ' The company relocated and they did not tell me where!'

Misis: Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?

Mister: Guni-guni!

Nanay: Ano 'tong malaking zero sa test paper mo?

Anak: Hindi po 'yan zero, 'Nay. Naubusan lang ng star ang teacher ko kaya binigyan niya ako ng moon! Moon lang 'yan, 'Nay, promise!

Kapag may kaaway ka, tandaan mo....dito lang ako... dito lang talaga ako...tapos dyan ka lang, wag kang pupunta dito! Baka madamay ako.

Juan:Birthday ng asawa ko...

Pedro:Ano regalo mo?

Juan:Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.

Pedro:Ano naman sinabi?

Juan: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.

Pedro: Ano binigay mo?

Juan: Baraha.

Actress Zorayda Sanchez is dead

One of the better comediennes I know. I used to see her sa may Crossing (Mandaluyong). Plain looking and very down to earth. She didn’t want to be recognized. Nag je jeep lang cya going somewhere.

I must commend her sa pagapapalaki nya sa anak nya who is now a medical student at UP (UP, really rocks!). She singlehandedly raised her child well while doing some writing, acting and teaching jobs. I wish I’ve known her personally.

My condolences to her family. She’s in a better place now.

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Reports reaching abs-cbnNEWS.com say that veteran comedian, actress and writer Zorayda Sanchez has passed away.

One report said that Sanchez had been suffering from breast cancer for some time. Her wake is reportedly being held in Angono, Rizal.

Sanchez became a popular comic icon in the 1980s when she became a mainstay in the TV gag show "Goin' Bananas" which starred actors Christopher de Leon, Johnny Delgado, Jay Ilagan, Edgar Mortiz and Al Tantay.

Sanchez along with another comedian, Whitney Tyson, became household names as the gags emphasized their unconventional looks--Sanchez for her facial features and Tyson for her dark skin.

Sanchez was also a writer, stage actress and university professor. She also starred in several movies, mostly comedies, including the iconic "Bagets" movie where she played a teacher.

Her film credits include: "Feel na feel" (1990); "Hotdog" (1990); Tiyanak (1988); Petrang Kabayo at ang Pilyang Kuting (1988); "Bakit kinagat ni Adan ang mansanas ni Eba" (1988); Ready, Aim, Fire (1987); Takot ako eh! (1987); Working Girls 2 (1987); and Bagets (1984).

Source: abs-cbnNEWS.com

Recipe: Chicken with Sweet Soy Sesame Sauce

Ok.Imbento ko lang tong recipe na to. I have the original recipe but I lost it. Nabili ko na yung mga ingredients kaya wala ng urungan, do or die. Sayang yung mga binili ko kung mauuwi lang sa walang kamatayan na Adobo yung chicken. Pacham lang tong luto na to kaya tantya tantya lang mga ingredients

Ingredients:

Chicken, about half a kilo (good for 2 persons)
Soy Sauce, about half a cup
Worcestershire sauce, about 2 tablespoon (be careful about this kasi strong ang flavor nya, you may reduce the quantity to 1 tablespoon kung hindi nyo type)
Oyster sauce, about 1 tablespoon
Garlic powder, about 1 teaspoon
Brown sugar, ¼ to ½ a cup (depende sa panlasa nyo)
Sesame seeds
Sesame oil
Cornstarch for thickening the sauce
Mixed veggies (optional lang, pampacute). I used brocolli, carrots, green peas, corn and baguio beans

Procedure:

Fry chicken until golden brown. While frying the chicken, mix the sauces – Soy sauce, worcestershire, oyster and brown sugar. Basta dapat kalabasan nya medyo matamis, kaya nga sweet soy sesame sauce. Pag iba kinalabasan, itapon nyo na. Mag fried chicken na lang kayo.Hehehe. Set aside the sauce.

Pag luto na yung manok, bring the sauce to boil sa isang sauce pan. Mga 2 to 3 minutes. Tas ilagay yung garlic powder, then the cornstarch mixed with little water to thicken the sauce. Tas after nun ilagay yung sesame seeds and the chicken tas drizzzle with sesame oil.

Serve it with the pampacute mixed veggies kung gusto nyo tsaka rice.

Trivia: Pag pawisin ang kamay mo, wag kang kakain ng brocolli or konting serving lang. Nabasa ko lang somewhere.


Enjoy!

Bring back the 90s

Thank God it’s Sabado VS Gimik

TGIS: Bobby Andrews, Angelu de Leon, Rica Peralejo, Onemig Bondoc, Raven Villanueva, Red Sternberg, Ciara Sotto & Michael Flores.

Gimik: Judy Ann Santos, Rico Yan, Jolina Magdangal, Marvin Agustin, Deither Ocampo, G Toengi, Mylene Dizon, Bojo Molina, Diego Castro & Patrick Garcia.

TGIS & Gimik were both youth oriented and themed shows. Mga 1990s cya pinalabas, I was in college then majoring already.

It’s all about barkada and friendship and all the fancy and complicated things involved in growing up. Teenage hormones personified. Young love, puppy love, youth problems and vices, tambay, awayan, kulitan. Here’s a group of people trying to solve the complex youth problems on their own.

Mas nagustuhan ko nung una yung TGIS and nauna ang TGIS sa pagpapalabas. Aliw ako sa Peachy-Wacks tandem aka Pancake-Cookie love affair. Ayoko kasi nung una kay Juday. Ok sana yung initial casts except Juday. Parang there’s something baduy in it. Juday kasi is fresh from the Mara Clara days that time tas biglang nilagay sa ganun show. Role pa ni Juday e mayaman. Sanay akong mahirap ang role nya kaya nabaduyan ako. Dati yun ha. I so so love Juday now.

I switched to Gimik nung nawala na si Juday (she’s bound to do another teleserye that time ata kaya she was pulled out). Tsaka medyo na OA yan na ko kina Wacks and Peachy. Growing na rin kasi yung casts ng Gimik nun, Marvin and Jolina added and some younger artistas like Kaye Abad.

I love the concept; it made me appreciate my barkada more. We even saw ourselves sa kanila.

Thought for the day

When women talk, men should listen. Especially if the woman is your mom.

When in Doubt, Masturbate...

Warning: If you’re below 13. Please don’t attempt to read. Portions in here contain some lessons you shouldn’t know by now. Go back after a year or two, to be safe. I don’t want to see your parents nagging me here.


There are a lot of really good reasons why.Here’s some:

For married guys especially, instead of committing adultery, this is safer. Saves you from being kicked out of the house in the wee hours of the night. For guys in relationship, this will keep you faithful (Semper Fidelis!). Its also guilt free.

For health reasons, we can never tell if a person carries sexually transmitted diseases by staring at her boobs or her butt. It will also prevent you from spreading it!

No costs involve. You don’t have to go the motel or pay a prostitute or buy some flavored condom. You don’t have to go out of the house either; bathroom is just a few steps away.Hahaha.
Its chismis safe, you can never go wrong. Hahaha! Keeps the neighbors’ eyes away and mouths shut.

Effective way of family planning without having to withdraw or use contraceptives.Aw!

Well, girls can also do the same (suggestion lang at bawal ma offend). Instead of fooling around, this actually might help for both parties.

I think psychologists/psychiatrists would agree on me about this but definitely not the church people. I don’t care about them anyway.

There are still so many reasons I can think of but I need to end this up. The bathroom is enticing me.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Joey de Leon and Pokwang

Pag si Joey de Leon ang tumitira ok lang, pag siya ang natitira hindi ok.

Sign of a good man ba yun? I don’t think so. Not even a sign of a morally upright person.

He is not goodlooking as well, mukha rin cyang aswang.

Atleast si Pokwang aminado cya dun, si Joey hindi. Wala ata silang salamin sa bahay o hindi cya tumitingin sa salamin. Natatakot sa sariling reflection.Ayus!

We can always tell kung may laman ang utak ng isang tao with the way he talks.Really.

Key word: Respect!