Family Humor 014

Cairo: Ate, anong pangarap mo sa buhay mo? Yung pinaka gusto mo matupad

Rosaleee: Marami

Cairo: Isa lang.

Rosaleee: Ummm....mag out of the world!

Domjullian: ???

Domjullian: Around the world, tanga!

Rosaleee: Ay oo nga koya, yun pala...around the world.

Cairo: Akala ko trip mo mag planet hopping e.

Recipe: Spanish Sardines Pasta

Ingredients:

Pasta cooked according to package direction, 400 grams
Minced garlic, 5 cloves
Slightly mashed Spanish sardines, reserve the oil, 1 bottle
Green and black olives, 1/2 cup
Diced tomatoes, 1 cup
Olive oil, 1/4 cup
Parmesan cheese, 1/2 cup
Salt and pepper


Procedure:

1. Igisa ang garlic sa reserved oil from the sardines until medyo brown
2. Ilagay ang olives, igisa for 2 minutes
3. Next yung diced tomatoes, again for 2 minutes
4. Ilagay ang olive oil then the pasta. Mix mabuti para ma coat ng mabuti yung pasta
5. Ilagay yung parmesan cheese pero magtira ng konti for topping.
6. Huli yung sardines para hindi madurog tapos timplahan ng salt and pepper

Happy Eating!

28 Rules for Fathers of Sons

1. Love his Mother. He will learn to love like you love, and hate like you hate. So choose love for both of you. Devote yourself to it. Love with your whole heart and express that love each and every day. Then, someday down the road, you will see the way he loves his own wife, and know that you played a part in that. 2. Let him drive. Every child remembers the first time they drove on daddy’s lap. For that one moment, he will believe that he is just. like. you. 3. Teach him to be picky. Especially when it comes to women and burgers. Teach him to never settle. 4. Take him to a ball game. There is something about sharing a day of hot dogs, sunshine and baseball with your father. 5. Love with Bravery. Boys have this preconceived notion that they have to be tough. When he is young, he will express his love fully and innocently. As he grows, he will hide his feelings and wipe off kisses. Teach him to be a man who rubs them in instead. It takes courage for a man to show love: teach him to be courageous. 6. Talk about sex. Sometimes, boys need to know that all men are created equal. 7. Teach him to be a man’s man. Show him how to be brave and tough around the guys. Then, remind him on the ride home that it is okay to cry. 8. Share secrets together. Communicate. Talk. Talk about anything. Let him tell you about girls, friends, school. Listen. Ask questions. Share dreams, hopes, concerns. He is not only your son, you are not only his father. Be his friend too. 9. Teach him manners. Because sometimes you have to be his father, not just his friend. The world is a happier place when made up of polite words and smiles. 10. Teach him when to stand-up and when to walk away. He should know that he doesn’t have to throw punches to prove he is right. He may not always be right. Make sure he knows how to demand respect- he is worthy of it. It does not mean he has to fight back with fists or words, because sometimes you say more with silence. 11. Teach him to choose his battles. Make sure he knows which battles are worth fighting- like for family or his favorite baseball team. Remind him that people can be mean and nasty because of jealousy, or other personal reasons. Help him to understand when to shut his mouth and walk-away. Teach him to be the bigger better person. 12. Let him dance in tighty whiteys. Dance alongside him in yours. Teach him that there are moments when it is okay to be absolutely ridiculous. 13. Share music. Introduce him to the classics and learn the words to the not-so-classics. Create a rock band with wooden instruments, share your earphones, and blast Pink Floyd in the car. Create a soundtrack to your lives together. 14. Let him win. Sometimes he needs to know that big things are possible. 15. Teach him about family. Let him know family is always worth fighting for. Family is always worth standing up for. At the end of the day, he has you to fall back on, and pray to God that you will have him. 16. Father him. Being a father—to him—is undoubtedly one of your greatest accomplishments. Share with him the joys of fatherhood, so one day he will want to be a father too. Remind him over and over again with words and kisses that no one will ever love him like you love him. 17. Listen to him now. If you don’t listen to the little things now, he won’t share the big things later. 18. Let him try on your shoes. Even if they are old and smelly. Let him slip his little feet in and watch him as he hopes like hell that someday he can fill them. He will fill them. 19. Give him bear hugs. The kind that squeezes his insides and make him giggle. The kind of hug only a daddy can give. 20. Give him baths. Because Mom can’t do everything damnit. 21. Teach him how to pee standing up. Let him pee outside- such is the joy of being a man. Mom cannot teach this talent, so someone has to. 22. Know the answers. He will assume you do. If you don’t know them, pretend you do and look them up later. 23. Toss him around. Because little boys love seeing the strength of their father. Throw him up in the air, so that he knows you will always be there to catch him on his way down. 24. Ask his mother. He will come to you with questions that he won’t always want to ask his mother, about girls and about love. Ask her anyway, she will know the answers. 25. Love him like you would love a daughter. Little girls are not the only ones who need hugs and kisses. Love is the color yellow of emotions. It is both happy and gender neutral. 26. Grow a big belly. Because every child should get the chance to rest their head on the absolute softest pillow ever. Daddy’s belly is the best place to land. 27. Don’t say, do. American inventor Charles F. Kettering once said, “every father should remember that one day his son will follow his example instead of his advice.” Be a good one. 28. Be his hero. You are anyway. To him, you have the strength of Batman, the speed of Spiderman and the brain of Ironman. Don’t disappointment. Prove to him that Daddy’s are the biggest heroes of all. Only Daddy’s can save the day. After all, good fathers make good sons. Sarah D. ~Diapers & Daisies

Leroy

RIP

Miguel Leroy DR. Isidro

1977-2013

Family Humor 013

Habang nagluluto kami ni Manang.

Rosaleee: Manang, may niluto daw po ba kayong may sabaw?

Manang: Wala

Rosaleee: (nahulog yung kinukuhang tissue) AY POKI!

Manang: Ayan may sabaw yan!

Domjullian: ***Nganga***

Fatherhood

Fatherhood meant..

1. Eating at Jollibee or McDonalds (used to, Cairo’s a big guy now) even if you crave for a piping hot pizza or steak.

2. Eating his leftover food even if it looks dirty and messy and tastes disgusting (re:baby food).

3. Being overjoyed upon seeing him smile his silly smile or learn something for the first time.

4. Letting go so he could face the tough world outside of home not knowing what would happen.

5. Not minding being the only ‘stage’ father in school and all the ‘where is his mom?’ questions.

6. Teaching him the subject you hate the most, Math and pretending you’re good at it (Cairo: Dad, you don’t have to pretend, I know).

7. Conceding to buy some of the ‘luhos’ after hours of ‘no you can’t take that, you don’t need it and no we don’t have enough money’ haggling (Cairo: who’s the boss?).

8. Being ‘superman’ every time, all the time. And yes, he is my kryptonite.

9. Having miles and miles of patience and tonnes and tonnes of understanding (Cairo: do you always have to exaggerate?).

10. Sacrificing my happiness for his and breaking all the rules I've set with no regret at all.

Happy father's day dear Daddy, brothers and to all the other fathers out there!

Friendly reminder

Just a friendly reminder :D