Anyway, I saved some of the nice and funny lines and quotes I got from some “suking” websites.
Btw, UP made some series of back to back topping sa iba’t ibang board exams. Congrats UP fellows! UP really, really rocks! Anywhere and everywhere!
Eto na po:
Life is like pag-ihi sa pader, there's no turning back.
The more wisdom you obtain, the more you shut your mouth. This is because the more that you learn, the more you realize that there are even more things that you do not know. The true mark of an idiot is a loudmouth; the true mark of a wise man is humility.
Kapatid ng sinungaling ang magnanakaw. Ergo, GMA's marriage to Mike Arroyo is null and void ab initio.
If everyone does his best, and Jamby Madrigal stops being a senator, yayaman ang bansa natin.
The measure of a man is how many doors he has opened to other people, especially to those he doesn't know.
As a lover you should be like glucose.... simple but sweet.
Hindi ako naniniwala sa tagapaglikha, pero naniniwala ako sa mangagawa.
Atheist ako, pero pag nasa bahay, nagro rosary kami ng Nanay ko, eh kung magalit sa kin yun.
Raging hormones sizzle like... fat.
That is the way it is with a wound. The wound begins to close in on itself, to protect what is hurting so much. And once it is closed, you no longer see what is underneath, what started the pain.
Try everything once except incest.
Hoy girls, wag kayong kukuha ng boyfriend dito sa UP. Pare-parehas tayong mahirap dito. Kumuha kayo ng mayaman. 80% of the child's intelligence comes from the Mother naman eh. Kayo guys, wag kayo kukuha ng bobong babae. Kahit matalino kayo, magiging bobo anak niyo.
Domestication of the human male is one of the greatest achievement of the human race.
You are the best bad influence EVER.
Masarap magmahal kapag ang minamahal mo ay masarap.
Ang init init sa room na to ngayon! nagkaron pa ng aircon hindi naman lumalamig! and it's not even my presence that's causing the heat!
"hijo san ka ba nangga-galing?"
"quiapo lang pala eh. ako nga sa impyerno pa galing."
Ladies, don't marry somebody from Las Pinas because they have bamboo organs!!
Q: What's the similarity between tofu and a vibrator?
A: They're both meat substitutes.
If you can read this - Thank a teacher.